How do you dispel utility room wormholes?

This is soooo strange. I have the exact same problem. Back when I had roommates, I thought the roommates took them. Now I have no roommates, and my socks still disappear. The only way I have found to repel sock sucking wormholes is to live within 2-3 miles of a Wal-Mart. In most of the USA this is not a problem. In fact, I think this is why there is a secret government subsidy to place a Wal-Mart every 3 square miles. I have found that Wal-Mart is the opposite end of most wormholes. Check it out next time you are there. They have literally, an infinite supply of socks, in every shape, size, and color. I'm pretty sure I've seen some of my own socks reincarnated at my local Wal-Mart. Check out the closest Wal-Mart to your home. Chances are you will find some of your own socks there. Unfortunately, they make you pay for your socks over and over again each time. At least they ( or the worm hole ) cleans the socks and mends the holes for you.